Today is a strike day, so no shuffling is to be had.
So instead, a second-hand report from a previous day. But a good one.
According to another frequent shuffler on Twitter:
‘My train is delayed “due to animals”. Well, that’s a first. Better get Snow White to sort them out.’
‘You know those spikes in stations to stop birds nesting? I just saw a pigeon having a rest on a spike cluster. Animals are winning today.’